Brittany Daniel:
Brittany Daniel
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Information:
Name: Brittany Daniel
Born: 1976-03-17
Height: 1.7
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Filmography:
Reel Comedy: Joe Dirt (2001), Sonic Impact (1999), That '70s Show (2002), Sweet Valley High (1997), Dawson's Creek (1999)
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Patricia Velasquez:
Patricia Velasquez
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Information:
Name: Patricia Velasquez
Born: 1971-01-31
Height: 1.77
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Filmography:
Arrested Development (2004), Rescue Me (2004), American Family (2002), Mindhunters (2004), Eruption (1997)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
Anatole
!
Anatole who ?
Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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Q: What do you get when you cross a perm
with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.
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The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he
came to
his question, "Do any of you here today dislike lawyers?" they
stiffened and hesitated.
Before the pause became too long,
the judge announced, "I do."
JahariSteffenSX
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
but you've only drawn the cow?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the
grass!
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Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A.
A lot of things I didn't know about.
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"Mah son's real smart!" crowed the redneck
mother to an acquaintance. "He's only six but he can already spell
his name backwards and forwards!" "What's his name?" asked the
friend. "Bob."
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Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
ChandlerSciItiLd
Customer: "Hi, I'm
supposed to pack [zip]
my database and send it to you. What should I
pack it in?"
AisleyChanoam
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there
is two
of me
One at a time please
GramKnocksKI
Two men
walked into a
bar.
You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
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