Robert Hoffman:
Robert Hoffman
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Information:
Name: Robert Hoffman
Born: 1980-09-21
Height: 1.88
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Filmography:
She's the Man (2006), Pirates of the Caribbean (2003), Young Americans (2008), Step It Up and Dance (2008), Entertainment Tonight (2007)
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YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN
THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!!
RockfordHamdiCp
Doctor, Doctor I keep
getting
pains in the eye when I drink coffee
Have you tried taking the spoon
out?
CoachuhharImanolFn
When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting
upstairs or downstairs?
I prefer to ride on top, but it's very
hard getting the horse up the
stairs.
JoachimAlrigote
Why was Dracula always willing to help
young vampires?
Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
PattonCadwgawnmj
Q: What's the difference between Hillary
Clinton
and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a
briefcase.
EldridgeJessiemS
Teacher: You copies from
Fred's exam paper
didn't you?
Pupil: How did you know?
Teacher: Fred's paper says
"I don't know" and you have put "Me,
neither"!
AlhrickKealyIf
How many men
does it take to open a beer?
- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
AditeyaSteaphanDb
Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their
feed trough?
They were saving the best for last.
CroslyWalcottwG
What do reindeer say before telling you
a
joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
AbramoAssanJI
Q: When's the best time to take your doberman
pinscher for a
walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.
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